Yes, I know what a cucumber is. TYSM fur yer concernz.

by drackie. Tue 28 Apr 2009, 7:55 pm

I think I did something to offend my computer, because the bitch wont let me click stuff almost all the time. Mad

ANYWAY.
I do know what a cucumber is, you don't have something as your favourite food for thirteen years without knowing what it looks like.
So I was serving some deranged woman at work today, [I work at Woolworths which is a grocery store. Smile

] she bought fruit. WE WEIGH fruit before the price comes up. So like I was weighing her goddamned watermelon and while I waited a million years for it to do its job, I held onto her cucumber so I could do that next.
Her: "Like.. that's a cucumber."
Me: " Neutral

Ye. I know."
-scans cucumber.. scans a few more items. goes to weigh grapes.-
Her: "Their like grapezzzzzzz."
Me: " Yes, I know what a cucumber is. TYSM fur yer concernz. 162674

Yes, I know what a cucumber is. TYSM fur yer concernz. 162674

I knooow."
-weighs banana's-
Her: "Their--"
Me: "I KNOW!" -narrows eyes-

She thought I was rude. Yes, I know what a cucumber is. TYSM fur yer concernz. 968928

THEN.
I served some woman who thanked me everytime I handed her a bag of HER shopping. But she was so rude everytime she said it, it was like she was really saying. "Why in all hell are you handing me this bag of shopping?! I don't want it! WHAT?! I have to pay for all of this! Whyyy?!"
That sucked.

AND THEN.
Some stuuuuupid fxkg cabage broke my scanner. O________________o

So my supervisor had to fix it. Mad

Work was great. GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD

by Jack Skellington Tue 28 Apr 2009, 8:22 pm

Omg that woman's a beeyotch. Wtf, like you wouldn't know what a cucumber/grape/banana is this far in your life. Mad

omg wtf.

by **LADIES AND GENTLEMEN** Tue 28 Apr 2009, 8:31 pm

Lmfao dude I HATE when people do that

I always get in trouble with people for responding with 'I know' and it's like 'Well look, I'm fucking 16 years old, do you think I don't know this? and if I DIDN'T know it do you think I'd be that stupid that I wouldn't fucking ask?'

and then they stfu [/smug]