What I did today

by **LADIES AND GENTLEMEN** Sun 25 Jan 2009, 10:19 pm

On a gay and fat morning, Mikey sat in a courtroom. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His hair ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Kristen to love someone with a secksee leg?

Gratingly, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a homosexually inclined hilarious bewbie, all on a summer's day. I wish my Kristen would bite me, in his own unattractive way..."

"Do you?" Kristen sat down beside Mikey and put his hand on Mikey's butt. "I think that could be arranged."

Mikey gasped homosexually. "But what about my secksee leg?"

"I like it," Kristen said irritatedly. "I think it's creepy."

They came together and their kiss was like a rainboy that casts a happy glow all over your mum..

"I love you," Mikey said smarmily.

"I love you too," Kristen replied and stole him.

They bought a druscilla, moved in together, and lived hungrily ever after.