Re: FIRED!

by Jack Skellington Fri 16 Jan 2009, 8:05 am

Hmmm.
You have unusual behavior.
We don't support unusual behavior at this office.
I don't think you're right for this job.
F-I-R-E-D

by rolo Sat 17 Jan 2009, 10:12 am

fired for firing me. I don't WORK HERE.

by Jack Skellington Sat 17 Jan 2009, 10:15 am

-_-
Your attempt at hilarity failed.
We work in an office, and offices aren't fun.
Hilarity is not supported.
FIRED.

by rolo Sun 18 Jan 2009, 12:49 am

FIRED FOR USING HILARITY INSTEAD OF HUMOR.
choose your words more carefully next time.

by tea-boy. Sun 18 Jan 2009, 12:55 am

Fired for being prejudice against words. talk to it.

by Jack Skellington Sun 18 Jan 2009, 1:12 am

It's prejudiceD with a D. Learn your verb tenses!
F I R E D.

by tea-boy. Sun 18 Jan 2009, 1:24 am

Fired for using proper grammar, it's overrated. talk to it.

by rolo Sun 18 Jan 2009, 1:30 am

fired for thinking grammar is overrated.

by tea-boy. Sun 18 Jan 2009, 1:33 am

Fired for trying to fire me.
I iz teh boss. Mad

by Jack Skellington Sun 18 Jan 2009, 1:34 am

SPELLING.
We work around correct grammer.
F to the I to the R to the E to the D.

by tea-boy. Sun 18 Jan 2009, 1:36 am

Fired for being colorful. talk to it.

by Jack Skellington Sun 18 Jan 2009, 1:38 am

I like colors.
Terminated work.

by tea-boy. Sun 18 Jan 2009, 1:39 am

Fired for firing based on her employees like of color.

by Jack Skellington Sun 18 Jan 2009, 1:47 am

You are all too logical for this workplace.
fired.

by rolo Sun 18 Jan 2009, 1:45 pm

fired.
because KNOWLEDGE IS POWER.

by Jack Skellington Sun 18 Jan 2009, 8:50 pm

Yes, but do we want them to know that?
FIRED.

by rolo Mon 19 Jan 2009, 9:23 am

fired for not clarifying who "they" are.

by Jack Skellington Mon 19 Jan 2009, 9:30 am

Them is the world. Them is everybody but me.

FIRED.

by rolo Mon 19 Jan 2009, 10:12 am

fired for separating yourself from the world!

by Jack Skellington Mon 19 Jan 2009, 10:25 am

You didn't????
FIRED.

by THE BRIGHTSIDE. Mon 19 Jan 2009, 1:13 pm

Fired for having such a pretty sig. D:

by street spirit (fade out). Mon 19 Jan 2009, 2:43 pm

Corrupting Australia's children with the pedos, eh? Mad

FIRED.

by THE BRIGHTSIDE. Mon 19 Jan 2009, 3:10 pm

Fired for being a jester pedo in my court of pedodome Mad

by **rock and/or roll** Mon 19 Jan 2009, 6:51 pm

Fired for repeating pedo twice in the same sentence.
We don't like redundancy here. NO!

by THE BRIGHTSIDE. Tue 20 Jan 2009, 6:13 am

Fired because she did not make her own sig O________________o

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