Re: FIRED!

by varkatzas. Wed 21 Jan 2009, 12:49 am

YOU ARE TRYING TO BE THE BOSS?!
Why, thank you that is very flattering. I know I am of epic proportions.
Except... well, impersonating the boss is against policy.
So... GET THE HELL OUT OF MY OFFICE! FIRED! - Page 12 876675

by **LADIES AND GENTLEMEN** Wed 21 Jan 2009, 12:57 am

It is STRICTLY against OS&H regulations to threaten other employees with rolling pins! You're fired!

by varkatzas. Wed 21 Jan 2009, 12:59 am

Fired for not understanding that the head cook has ownage over other employees. Fired. gtfo over yourself,

Plus, SPITTING IN FOOD?! COLON HORROR!

Strictly prohibited.

by **LADIES AND GENTLEMEN** Wed 21 Jan 2009, 1:07 am

Well at least it's my job to PREPARE the food.

YOU ARE THE JANITOR
YOU GAVE THREE PEOPLE FOOD POISONING

talk to it.

Fired

by varkatzas. Wed 21 Jan 2009, 1:10 am

Ever since you become the Host of the restaurant, we don't get customers!
I'm sorry to tell you this, but your employment has been terminated. We can't pay you anymore. Financial hardships, y'know? NOW OUT!

by **LADIES AND GENTLEMEN** Wed 21 Jan 2009, 1:13 am

What are you TALKING about? This is a hospital!

You've been frying the patients? Christ, no wonder we've been getting so many complaints!

You're fired!

by varkatzas. Wed 21 Jan 2009, 1:15 am

But... but... BUT! YOU HAVE TO MAKE THE PATIENTS FEEL GOOD!
Fired for not understanding that simple fact, sheesh!

by **LADIES AND GENTLEMEN** Wed 21 Jan 2009, 1:23 am

Fired for not realising there is a difference between giving one a fake tan and turning one into a human shish kebab!

by varkatzas. Wed 21 Jan 2009, 1:24 am

Fired for not being a cannibal.
Plain and simple. you dont matter.

by **LADIES AND GENTLEMEN** Wed 21 Jan 2009, 1:44 am

Fired for blatant lawbreaking on the work premises!

by tea-boy. Wed 21 Jan 2009, 3:32 am

Fired for not breaking the law. talk to it.

by varkatzas. Wed 21 Jan 2009, 4:19 am

Fired for agreeing with me!
Then I'll rehire you and give you a raise just fro agreeing with the boss. pedo y/y?

by Jack Skellington Wed 21 Jan 2009, 6:13 am

Fired for firing someone for agreeing with you.
THEN REHIRING YOU.

By the way, YOU HAVE TO WEAR CLOTHES TO WORK.

ULTIMATE FIRED.

by rolo Fri 23 Jan 2009, 3:49 am

fired for repeating reasons for firing!

by Laceration Adrisole. Fri 23 Jan 2009, 4:12 am

Fired for not doing so NOT COOL

by --- Fri 23 Jan 2009, 4:55 am

by Laceration Adrisole. Fri 23 Jan 2009, 5:35 am

Why are you laughing at my accent? NOT COOL

How RUDE

FIREEED

( -loves-

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by --- Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:52 am

by Laceration Adrisole. Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:14 am

You're making the others feel jealous at your cooking skills talk to it.

Soz

Fireeeed.

by --- Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:32 am

by rolo Fri 23 Jan 2009, 8:59 pm

TEARS IN THE WORKPLACE?
THIS
IS
MADNESS.
btw, fired.

by runaway therapy Sat 24 Jan 2009, 2:26 am

Exploitation of the emotions of the workers.
FIRED.

by Laceration Adrisole. Sat 21 Mar 2009, 4:14 pm

Death of the thread?
How could you let this happen? NOT COOL

FIREEEEEEEEEEED lol@chu

by Jack Skellington Sat 21 Mar 2009, 6:44 pm

You helped in the killing.
Breaking the law.

What a bunch of weirdos I work with,

FIRED.

by Who we are. Sat 21 Mar 2009, 6:51 pm

Insulting your co-workers?

Fired.

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